| David: | also, straight girls really need to step it up and be more fucking awesome like lesbians |
| me: | TOTALLY OMGZ. Every day on the way to work dude. i see this lesbian in like, badass boots and a peacoat and short black hair, and i want to like |
| David: | somehow explain that you're totally gay for her |
| Me: | YES |
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